Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls
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i actually found a ton of the wolves while looking through my sketchbooks! i had totally forgotten where they went, but i believe i know where all the traditional ones are now :3
Aborted Abortion Doctor: i would have loved to give you a safe abortion….. if i wasnt aborted. by me.
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Take a break from doom scrolling to say “ohh big stretchie!” to my boy.
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My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.
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i come to you all humbly to ask if i can make a strawman just this once